But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Ĭomplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. : Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight (9781849013338) by Harvard Lampoon and a great selection of similar New, Used and Collectible Books available now at great prices. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.Īnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight. Vintage Press announced last Tuesday that Nightlight, the Lampoon’s parody of the first book of the Twilight series, will be distributed to major bookstores around the country, making it. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
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